Right Next Door

Originally posted on June 24, 2020

Right Next Door is the screen name of a commenter at the Washington Post web site. He/she posted a nice summary of Trump, pretty far down in the comments. Here it is.

Donald J. Trump:
The “billionaire” who hides his tax returns.
The “genius” who hides his college grades.
The “businessman” who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
The “playboy” who pays for sex.
The “Christian” who doesn’t go to church.
The “philanthropist” who defrauds charity.
The “patriot” who dodged the draft.
The “innocent man” who refuses to testify.
The “president*” who takes no responsibility.
The “tough, strong” man who wears make-up and hair spray.
The ‘deal maker” who has yet to close a deal.

Trump Talk Translated:
“Many People have told me” = Voices inside my head
“A lot of people don’t know” = I just learned
“Believe me” = I just lied
“In Fact” = I’m about to lie
“He’s a great guy” = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
“MAGA” = Making my pockets fatter off the American tax payers
“Nobody knew” = Everyone knew except me
“Huge” = moderate to below average in size
“Loser” = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
“Policy Briefing” = Watching Fox News
“Liar” = Someone who tells the truth about me
“Fake News” = Real news
”That’s a nasty question!” = I can’t think of a new lie fast enough to respond

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